Mossy Plans Massive Blowout In The Open Air

Posted by mija on Nov 25, 2009 in News | 0 comments

Here’s some news guaranteed to leave you spluttering on your morning cornflakes…
Supermodel Kate Moss is set to eat loads and loads of FOOD – later today – and she wants the whole wide world to watch her wolfing it down.
Yep, in the wake of “skinnygate” – when she infuriated healthy eating campaigners by claiming “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” – Mossy, 35, is planning a massive public blow-out.
The under-fire star has been busy planning a pal’s birthday celebrations for later today.
Despite being held in late November, with howling gales and torrential rain likely with side lashings of driving sleet all too possible, the bash will be held at an open-air restaurant… in full view of the paparazzi lenses.
Determined to quash rumours that she doesn’t eat, our mole says Kate hopes to be snapped bingeing on the bread basket, scoffing spaghetti and gorging on gateaux during the “impromptu” get together. We’re told: “Kate was deeply hurt by the backlash against her. She does eat and would hate to be a role model for anorexic websites.
“She is sensible about what passes her lips but she is rarely pictured eating. It’s her friend Fiona’s birthday and Kate has taken control of proceedings. She is insisting on an al fresco dinner – where the paparazzi will be rife.
“Once she is seen to be tucking into her grub with gusto, Kate hopes to put an end to the criticism once and for all.”
No scoffing at the back!
Mossy’s invited the usual gang – hairdresser James Brown, Sadie Frost and Jake Chapman – to the feast and we’re told everyone’s been ordered to help load her plate as high as humanly possible.
Our mole chuckled: “For one day only, she will be the great human eating machine.”
News of Mossy’s latest masterplan comes a week after she told a fashion website she would prefer to go hungry than get fat.
The mum-of-one’s comments led to her being blasted by critics who accused her of encouraging young girls to starve themselves – and infuriated billionaire Topshop boss Sir Philip Green.
The tubby tycoon will be even angrier if he misses out on today’s epic open-air banquet. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, eh Kate? Get stuffed!
THE MENU
Starter Big basket of bread
Main Course A huge bowl of spaghetti
Dessert Gateaux galore
source: mirror.co.uk