Kate Moss bans Pete Doherty from spilling wedding plans

Posted by mija on Jun 14, 2007 in Insider | 0 comments

Just what you wanted to see on your telly on a Friday night – one addict who looks like he’s either about to shit himself or cry, a mute sniffer dog who would struggle to read ‘Topsy and Tim’s Bestest Day Ever!’ and a gibbering midlife wreck of a presenter. Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, Kate and Pete are on ‘Friday Night With Jonathan Ross’. Hu-fucking-rah!
And just what will these pair of offensively uninsightful cockjockeys be offering up to the table? Anecdotes about, oh stop, we really can’t, that time when, snort, they wore waistcoats and indulged in naughty substances to distract themselves from how dull the other is?
Their forthcoming shitshow of a wedding?
The marching powder pictures?
No. They’ll be talking about Pete’s ‘music’ because Kate is too worried about what her Pilsbury Dough Boy twat of a partner will say.
Thank fuck for that. Because that’s what we all want to hear about isn’t it?
Twats, both.