‘Naomi Campbell imposter’ enrages supermodel…

Posted by mija on Feb 18, 2007 in Insider, Various | 0 comments

Supermodel, almost-jailbird, Naomi Campbell, is up in a rage (careful Naomi) after hearing of a Naomi look-alike who has been parading through the London celebrity party scene pretending to be the supermodel. “She’s an imposter, a fake”, screamed Naomi!
Naomi, who just got through being basically forgiven for her violent temper by a Manhattan, NY judge over charges stemming from her phone-throwing incident last year, is now up in a rage in Great Britain, where Campbell – so far – has not been charged over her violent escapades. Before being let go by the judge, she had skipped a prior court appearance and was nearly jailed over it.
It turns out that this mysterious Naomi Campbell imposter had the gall to show up Wednesday night at the posh OASIS British Awards after-show party – which is strictly by invite only.
It happens that a keen-eyed band member, Noel Gallagher, spotted the fake Naomi as she tried to gain entrance at the door to the chic event and had her kindly escorted back onto the street.
Naughty Naomi was quoted as saying, “You gotta find the imposter for me. Who is she, who is she? I can’t believe she’s masquerading around town as me.”
“I wasn’t even in London on Wednesday during the Brits as I was on a modeling shoot in Paris. It’s not right!” proclaimed the black beauty of behavioral therapy or anger management as it’s called on the streets of New York.
If I were this fake Naomi I’d be careful. If the real Naomi Campbell ever catches up with her there’s liable to be some nail scratching and hair pulling going on and if Naomi happens to have a cell phone with her. Well, look out Naomi imposter, you’ll be knocked on your rump for sure.
Perhaps Naomi should fly over to Sydney Australia and join has-been superstar, Sylvester Stallone, where the two could promote their new movie Rambo and Rambetta, to take advantage of all the publicity Campbell’s gotten for her rage over a silly pair of blue jeans she didn’t even want! Or maybe she’ll shave her head like Britney Spears just did. I hear it’s all the latest rage on the chic nightclub scene.